December 2011
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Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Darren laughing spam.
darrencrass:
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ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
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Ew.
chazzam:
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WAIT HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
Watchregular-lord-joesus:
This will always be the funniest scene pretty much ever.
Oh my god.
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Watchchriscolfervideo:
Chris Colfer Wins Golden Globe.
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
onedirectioninfectionyes:
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When I die:
hiimspencer:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
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